The Truth Still Hasn't Set Us Free

grilledqis:

leftribstring:

Ya Nasty

tumblr won’t ever get better than this

There’s NO excuse for hitting a woman, unless you’re slapping dat ass during sex

(Source: crazed-individual, via midnightjamsession)

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benedicts-neck-moles:

imperialdalek:

partyformoriarty:

sorry, i couldn’t help myself

doo ee oo I’m fucking dying

done, best one

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slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

I would probably have a lot more accidents just to see this happen

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if i had a nice body my life would improve by at least 500%

(Source: slutstatus, via epiphanousandy)

You know what’s kinda bullshit is when you have so much love and adoration for someone but you don’t have the means to show it. He’s gone from work crush to best friend to lover in mere months and look how deeply I already care. And I can’t wait for what’s to come. It’s spectacular.